Funny Fishing T‑Shirt — "If I Die, Don't Let My Wife Sell My Gear" Cre

This classic cotton tee carries a wry, outdoorsy sense of humor. The front art shows a relaxed skeleton in a coffin holding an expensive fishing rod, captioned with a tongue-in-cheek line about keeping one’s gear out of someone else’s hands. The soft, medium-weight knit and timeless crew neck make it a casual go-to for days at the lake, around the firepit, or while tinkering in the garage. The understated black print on a clean white background keeps the design readable and easy to layer under a flannel or jacket. Wear it when you want to show off a playful, road-tested personality — the kind that values tackle boxes, camp chairs, and stories that get better each season.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors with medium 180 g/m² fabric weight for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a cleaner drape and reduced waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and durability
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/neck labels and DTG for main artwork to preserve detail
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and EU 2-year warranty — ethically sourced materials

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	18.00	20.00	22.00	24.00	26.00	28.00	30.00	32.00
Length, in	28.00	29.00	30.00	31.00	32.00	33.00	34.00	35.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in	15.10	16.50	18.00	19.50	21.00	22.40	23.70	25.00
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50